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MADAMNATION #33/Everyone Meet Dae Dae... {NEXT TOP MODEL}...

I'm sure you all have stories of a smart, attractive young person with all the great prospects in life's future ahead of them, only to have their fantastic potential side swiped by the notorious slip of the MICKY in their unattended drink.

Well thus the story of my dorm mate Dae Dae who was a 4.0 GPA Student just weeks from her graduation date of Pre Med studies. During a pre graduation party, one of her school mates who long to get into her panties as she put it, spiked her drink in order for him & a group of 8 to have their way with her.

Against her will, they ganged banged her one after another. Screams of hysteria & rage barely broke through the thumping music in which all others attending the party danced the night away.

Well... Dae Dae ain't never been the same since. We're not quite sure why she's been incarcerated, but some says it's for something as trivial as steeling her mother's pocket book for a candy bar. While others swear it's for the murderous beheading of 3 of those that attacked her.

Which ever the case, poor Dae Dae was left with the mind of a 7 year old, who hasn't a clue of just why she's in jail. We all try to help her as she wets & defecate her bed nightly, & is always on a hunt for a sweet snack.

As she struts through the dorm house halls, she seem to think we've all been casted for AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL & believes the security cameras are part of the show's camera equipment. It's a sad thing to see this poor girl so out of touch with reality due to her being out of her mind, & even more sad is... every Tuesday she sits in front of the TV in the day room searching for the channel to view our season premier.

I know this has gone too far since she's beginning to think TIRA BANKS is going to cancel our show if the networks don't start to air all the camera footage we must have accumulated since her arrival. I question weather I should put an end to the charade, or continue to let her have her fantasy? any suggestions out there, let me know.

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